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What is the Kinkiest thing you've done?

I once had the pleasure of 6 voluptuous ladies throw damp teabags at me, whilst humming Deutschland Deutschland Uber Alles, as i was slowly lowered into a vat of cold hairgel. Very erotic indeed
 
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MissScarlett commented
I hope it was Yorkshire tea. Anything else would be a step too far for me
 
Corporal Nutsack
Corporal Nutsack commented
Of course - what do you think im a total pervert?
 
FuzzyWuzzy
FuzzyWuzzy commented
Should have been PG tips
 
Here's a wee bit of kink for you. For those of you that have been keeping up with my posts, you may know I've been fucking my personal trainer for-like-ever now. Yesterday was kinda kinky fun. We were showering together and he let me completely shave his chest and pubic area. It was this massive, unexpected, turn on. Then he fucked my brains out. lol Sadly, I can't post a pic in this chat so I'll add it to my "cock contest" post.

 
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Last Sunday i was being fondled and exfoliated by several lubricated pygmys, wearing clown shoes. It was a moderately erotic experience, eventually made better when they inflated a life size doll of Ursula von der Leyen via foot pumps. They collectively blinked me close to orgasm, where i violently release on Ursulas over pumped face. Was quality
 
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Several years ago some friends of mine that were two couples were swinging with each other. They kept asking me to come to party with them and I wasn't getting the hint till after people started leaving the party and it was just five of us. One of the wives asked if I would jump out of the hot tub into the 20 degree weather to get a beer for her. She had already pulled my shorts off earlier. She said "if you get me a beer I will suck your cock." Next thing I know I am getting blown. I had sex with her while her husband watched. He loved watching while I ate her pussy and she groaned.
 
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Rode the menstrual cycle
 
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18-19, was fucking my boss's daughter, it ended...and I started fucking his wife
 
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MrRam65
MrRam65 commented
I was young and dumb and led around by my dick.
I'm still led around by my dick, just not as dumb anymore 😂
 
The most kinky thing we've done is group sex. However within that one of the hottest most kinky experience came one night during a shared experience with another couple. We were paired off him with Mrs. N and me with his wife. After a bit he finished and was done. Mrs. N was not nor was I or his wife. He was agreeable so we had an impromptu ffm threesome. We all met in the center of the bed and shared a group kiss between the three of us as I had a hand stroking both of their kitties while they took turns stroking me. That only lasted a moment, but was/is still one of the hottest experience we ever had.
 
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Some great responses on here. My FWB and I got caught by a girl I had been FWB with a few years before. She decided she was going to fuck my roommate and but she had to quickly leave. My roommate was gay and nobody knew but me. He’s still worked up and comes in my room. She must not have locked the door when she left and she walked in on us about 15 minutes later.
I‘ll spare you the utter gut wrenching fear and anxiety I immediately had and say she talked us both off the cliff and joined us. I went down on her as he was fucking her, among other things. That’s my kinkiest thing.
A side funny was she kept talking about how hard he was and asking why he didn’t get that hard earlier.
 
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I had my cock inside my girl friend at 19, when her brother and mom walked in the door. The door was locked and we heard the doorknob turn. My cock was still throbbing inside her while I shock hands with her mother and brother. My girl friend put a blanket on us and laid on my sideways.
 
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I consider it kinky, but I'll let the group decide if this qualifies or not. I've been paid to have sex twice. Both times I was really young. Only a Sophomore / Junior in college. The second time was an older gentleman, who was a complete stranger. A VERY close girlfriend was into that in college. She was supposed to meet him but couldn't. She was kinda helping me out by seeing if I would be interested in making the money - not expecting me to agree. But she assured me it was totally safe, so I went along. He was an older black gentleman, a business man. I drove almost an hour away to meet him at his hotel downtown. Very discrete. All very VIP like.

He welcomed me in and had really sexy, but also very naughty lingerie laid out on the bed. He asked me to shower and then get ready. I remember being alone in the bathroom putting it on, knowing I was about to walk out in it to a total stranger. It was pretty electrifying. He assured me of who he was, and I felt safe. Very nervous, surprisingly horny, but safe. We had pre-discussed an amount and he paid me up front. It was also a lot, an amount which I was very motivated by, but then shortly after sitting down with him on the bed he wanted to negotiate for more. I agreed with what he was asking, for the added amount of course.

The sex was actually kinda amazing. I mean it definitely benefited from the kinkiness of the situation, but it was really naughty.
 
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Surprise BJ from a stranger.
 
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Got head while going thru a drive thru. Or got head while driving at night with my interior lights on
 
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After college at age 21 I was back in a small town where I was employed at an electronics technology company. On a late Friday afternoon a beautiful black woman asked if I'd like to go to a local lake to have sex with her. When quitting time came we drove in separate cars to her campsite and entered her trailer. We started kissing and getting naked. She had the best body I'd seen and her hairy pussy made me the hardest I could ever remember. Her ass & tits were to die for.
She liked giving BJs and loved having her pussy eaten which we enjoyed on her bed in a 69 position. When she was ready she asked me to fuck her in doggie-style and I put my dick in her and enjoyed myself for 5 mins or so and she then asked me to put my dick in her ass. First anal request for me and it felt so nasty & hot I was in ecstasy. So tight & with her humping back to my thrusts it was mind-blowing.
She had lube and handed it to me to get ready to stick my dick in her ass. After lubing myself and her I slowly inserted my dick and when buried fully she asked me to fuck her ass hard so I went after it until getting close to cumming and she told me to spray my cum on her back. I sprayed a huge load from her ass to her shoulder blades.
She was a fuck-buddy all that summer who taught me rimjobs, anal sex and how great oral sex feels when done correctly. We had hot sessions on the weekends at the lake or at her apartment 20 miles away until her part-time employee status ran-out and she moved away. She was a beautiful woman who taught we a lot about sex. Miss her.
 
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I don’t consider this very kinky but it’s what I consider the kinkiest. My girlfriend at the time and I took the day off work to go wine tasting in Napa. We had two small insertable vibrators with wired remotes that we used from time in the bedroom. (This was in the early 90’s so there wasn’t any wireless technology yet.). Before we left we inserted the larger egg shaped vibrator in her pussy and the smaller capsule shaped in her ass. During the 1 1/2 hour drive up I’d turn the vibrations up and down at various points in time and she would occasionally give me a hand job when we’re sure we couldn’t be seen.

When we got up to Napa she removed the vibrators before we started tasting and sometimes put the egg back in between wineries an other times she didn’t. She put them back before we headed home and I controlled them again but we had to pull over, drive down a frontage road overlooking the freeway and fuck in the car before getting home.

Besides this I had a threesome with a different girlfriend and an ex girlfriend as well but don’t consider that as kinky the Napa trip.
 
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Long drive home late one night. Wife played with my cock to keep me awake. Her friend was in the back seat pretending to sleep but actually rubbing her pussy.

We also once fucked while we floated in an inner tube in a lake. People on the shore watching us.
 
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Kinkiest? Not sure what would be the top but here are some things I’ve done.

Had sex with my gf in high school in the park. Not in a parked car. We were on a trail that wasn’t used anymore. We saw a group of large flat rocks off the trail. She said, “You wanna fuck me over there?” I said, “What if we get caught?” She said, “Nobody ever uses this trail. Even if, they will get a show.” So I fucked her there in broad daylight and both of us completely nude

Same girl. Her house is set up weird. You walk into a living room. Stairs against the right wall going up to another living room and kitchen. The bottom floor living room was for everyone. Top living room was for the parents. We were having sex on the couch upstairs. She had a shirt on but no pants. I had pants pulled down. She was riding me cowgirl when her parents walked in. They headed upstairs. She pulled a blanket over us and spun around. We had a conversation with her parents with my dick still inside her. Her still slyly bouncing up and down on my cock. As her parents went downstairs to their bedroom, she spun back around. Threw off her shirt and said, “I’m close to cuming. I know you are. We have like 15 minutes.”

My current wife walked in on me and her gay friend. I was bent over on the couch. He was fucking me. She didn’t say a word. Just dropped her purse, jacket and took off her clothes and said, “Let’s go to the bedroom.”

First wife and I were at the other couples house. We were playing spades. Dave said, “Next hand, if we men win you gotta make out.” My wife said, “And if we win?” I said, “I’ll suck Dave’s dick.” Wife said, “Right here in front of us. And you have to swallow.” I looked at Dave (we hadn’t all had sex yet) he said, “Ok. Deal.” We men lost. Dave dropped his shorts and I sucked his dick right there at the kitchen table.
 
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Edit: I’ve also fucked my mother in law probably a couple dozen times in the 15 years I’ve been married. First time she had come over and I was in the shower. I hear someone peeing. My wife just walks on in and does it. I said, “Got time to come in here with me for a quickie?” She said, “I’ve thought about it a few times but your wife is in the living room.” I pulled the shower curtain open and it was the MIL. She looked at me naked and dripping wet and said, “I haven’t had sex in 10 years. I could use a really good orgasm.” She hadn’t pulled her pants back up and I saw her bottomless. I said, “Fuck it. I’ll call in. Steve home?” She said, “Hell no. He’s playing cards at his friends house.” I don’t know what I was thinking but it was hot as hell. We have to be sneaky. She wants it on her birthday and she will randomly call and ask for help moving something or fixing something when she is horny.

Promise all this is true. Couldn’t make it up if I wanted to
 
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hmm this one is hard for me to narrow down. i was having sex with a girl at a cemetery once when a young couple walked by and saw us so we called them over to watch which they did. we even let them get hands on as they became more comfortable. another time was when i participated in a roleplay with another kinky girl. this took place at a private "party" more accurately it was a stage play but at someone's house. about 10 people watched as the girl and i acted out the scenario for about an hour. i played a debt collector and she couldn't pay up so she had to pay another way. you know, typical cliché porn plot shit. but being watched was extremely fun and we all loved it. the "audience" watched while drinking. half of them were even jerking off. i've done a few public things but those 2 might by the top 2 given the context
 
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I had sex in the woods with my wife, in that time she was my gf. It was in the woods not very far away from other people, I think we were more bold that time lol. Also had sex in the car and was caught 2 times (guys just trying to wank lol).
Unfortunatly, nothing special, I would love to try more crazy things but my wife is shy and with low sexual drive.
 
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